1 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,492 Ned: My gut says murder, Marv. 2 00:00:09,493 --> 00:00:10,993 And my gut says Glass Club. 3 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:13,704 Murder's a very serious allegation. 4 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,164 It's probably the most serious. 5 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:17,625 Well, molestation might be worse. 6 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:20,002 We don't have-- I mean, it's not a contest. 7 00:00:20,003 --> 00:00:21,355 To each his own. 8 00:00:22,548 --> 00:00:24,382 I just-- I need you to lift your ban 9 00:00:24,383 --> 00:00:26,008 on investigating the Glass Club. 10 00:00:26,009 --> 00:00:29,428 You make a good case that something's being covered up, 11 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,597 but for murder? It's thin. 12 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:32,798 If I'm wrong about this, 13 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,394 then I should just go back to selling toilet paper, okay? 14 00:00:36,395 --> 00:00:38,104 Because my hunches won't be worth 15 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,356 more than the worst toilet paper we sell. 16 00:00:40,357 --> 00:00:41,857 The Softees Green-Value line. 17 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,693 - You don't like Green-Value? - I hate it. 18 00:00:43,694 --> 00:00:45,486 It's gotten to the point where if I go into a toilet 19 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:48,382 and I see Green-Value, I can't go anymore. 20 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:50,634 I can see you. 21 00:00:51,493 --> 00:00:52,827 If you're right, 22 00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,287 it could be very exciting. 23 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,371 Very exciting. 24 00:00:55,372 --> 00:00:56,455 - [singsongy] Heh-heh! - Yeah-- 25 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,873 We don't do that anymore. 26 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,250 - Okay. - If you could just 27 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:02,169 do your investigation quietly, 28 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,880 - until you're 100 percent. - Absolutely. 29 00:01:04,881 --> 00:01:05,881 [sighs] 30 00:01:05,882 --> 00:01:07,508 Yes! 31 00:01:07,509 --> 00:01:09,403 {\an8}[The Scrantone's "Song From The Ninth Floor" playing] 32 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:40,333 {\an8}Hey. I just got off with Mare, she says hello. 33 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,877 {\an8}Nicole. It's so nice to hear your voice. 34 00:01:42,878 --> 00:01:45,087 {\an8}Yeah, yours too. 35 00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:46,714 {\an8}Well, you want the lowdown? [laughs] 36 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,924 {\an8}Uh, okay. Yeah, no, I have a minute. 37 00:01:48,925 --> 00:01:51,510 So, Detrick is telling Travis 38 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,180 that he's never been in a relationship. 39 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:56,015 - Uh-huh. - So I tell HR that he's lying, 40 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,768 but HR is completely unsympathetic about it... 41 00:01:58,769 --> 00:02:01,145 Oh, my God-- Mare, you wouldn't believe-- 42 00:02:01,146 --> 00:02:03,189 Oh, I'm so sorry, you're still gossiping. 43 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,523 I'm sorry. 44 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:07,443 - Will you talk to HR? - Wait, what? 45 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:10,071 Don't talk to HR. Never talk to HR. 46 00:02:10,072 --> 00:02:12,531 Uh, I just don't see how any of this matters. 47 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,492 I think it would matter to you 48 00:02:14,493 --> 00:02:17,763 if the person you're dating starts denying it. 49 00:02:18,497 --> 00:02:20,265 I'm not dating anyone. 50 00:02:22,584 --> 00:02:23,551 [sighs] 51 00:02:23,552 --> 00:02:25,795 You know, um, I have to get back to work, 52 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:28,673 but it was good talking to you. Bye. 53 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:29,674 Mm-hmm. 54 00:02:29,675 --> 00:02:30,374 Yeah. 55 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,301 It was so good talking to her 56 00:02:32,302 --> 00:02:33,761 because we kind of grew apart 57 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:36,806 after she started secretly sleeping with someone. 58 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:38,224 So-- Secret affair? 59 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,308 Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:40,685 W-- With who? 61 00:02:40,686 --> 00:02:42,311 You know, I never found out, 62 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:45,314 but maybe if she wanted it a secret from me, 63 00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:46,792 could be someone from here? 64 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:50,236 Maybe a boss? Mm-mmm... 65 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,780 [MOUTHING] Oh, my God. 66 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:56,200 Hang up on me? You see what happens. 67 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,952 And you know what would really help? 68 00:02:57,953 --> 00:02:59,495 is a person on the inside 69 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:01,539 - to interview the waiters. - I'm not a member. 70 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:03,124 My brother's been trying to get me in for years. 71 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:05,835 Ned: But your brother's married to Ann, so... Ann is. 72 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:08,504 Ann: No, I've never been inside either. 73 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,631 No. No wives allowed. 74 00:03:10,632 --> 00:03:12,842 Glass Club isn't a place you bring guests. 75 00:03:12,843 --> 00:03:14,760 You know, you do have a standing offer 76 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,197 for a lunch there as a thank you for... 77 00:03:18,515 --> 00:03:20,826 [whispering] for killing that investigation. 78 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:26,188 Uh... I'm not sure that was a real invitation. 79 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:28,875 Well, let's find out. 80 00:03:38,493 --> 00:03:40,244 Ann, get me the Glass Club. 81 00:03:40,245 --> 00:03:41,537 [cell phone 1 dings, buzzes] 82 00:03:41,538 --> 00:03:43,164 [cell phone 2 chimes] 83 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:44,498 [cell phone 3 chimes] 84 00:03:44,499 --> 00:03:45,767 [cell phone 4 beeps] 85 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:51,172 Oh, Marv is Marving Mare. 86 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:54,175 Mare is whisked away in the night 87 00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:56,302 and given a promotion, 88 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,721 even though she's the worst reporter. 89 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:02,767 So, was she sleeping with the boss? Yes. 90 00:04:02,768 --> 00:04:04,059 [laughs] 91 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,228 And you know what? Props. 92 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:07,688 I can't believe I didn't think 93 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:10,399 about sleeping my way back into my office. 94 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,235 All right, well, that is all bullshit. 95 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:14,570 Mare and Marv are not dating. 96 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:16,280 He's actually in love with someone else. 97 00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:19,450 It's a sweet and rather heartbreaking story. 98 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:21,994 Yeah, but all the old powerful ones 99 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,579 are taken at this company. 100 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:27,124 Does Marv have a boss that is even older? 101 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:30,586 Yes, but he lives in Chicago. And he's married. 102 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:34,590 Does he have a boss that is the oldest of all? 103 00:04:34,591 --> 00:04:35,567 He does. 104 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,595 It's a man named Ebenezer Enervate, 105 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:43,974 and he lives in a tiny house that is shaped like a shoe. 106 00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:45,309 It's deep in the forest, 107 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,102 but no one's ever been able to find it. 108 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:48,455 I will. 109 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:53,192 - Me and Marv? Ned: I know, it's crazy. 110 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,527 Oh, what did you say? 111 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,653 Well, I said it wasn't true, 112 00:04:55,654 --> 00:04:56,946 but that's not gonna stop it. 113 00:04:56,947 --> 00:05:00,115 [laughing] I mean, it's almost funny. 114 00:05:00,116 --> 00:05:03,619 Yeah, almost, but you know, not. Like Dane Cook. 115 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,037 I mean, I just got a big story 116 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,164 and the greenlight to follow it wherever it goes 117 00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:09,124 for as long as it takes, and I can't have people here 118 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,085 thinking I didn't get this job legitimately. 119 00:05:11,086 --> 00:05:13,671 You can't just hand this story off to someone else 120 00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:15,422 and box step your way home? 121 00:05:15,423 --> 00:05:17,424 What? I mean, it's my story. 122 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:19,510 Dan's really backing me on it. 123 00:05:19,511 --> 00:05:21,929 No, that's great. It's just-- I just think that if 124 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,806 people are talking about you and Marv, 125 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:25,641 then finding out about you and me 126 00:05:25,642 --> 00:05:27,393 could be just around the corner. 127 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:28,853 - [sighs] - What if we-- 128 00:05:28,854 --> 00:05:31,063 What if we tell people? Get out ahead of it, 129 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,273 stop the rumor. 130 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:34,108 I'm sort of tired of hiding it. 131 00:05:34,109 --> 00:05:35,526 Uh, yes, it's just-- 132 00:05:35,527 --> 00:05:37,778 It's still not really a good look for me 133 00:05:37,779 --> 00:05:39,947 to have slept with my former boss, you know? 134 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,574 All right, yeah. Yeah, I'll keep my trap shut, 135 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,325 and if there's people out there picturing Marv 136 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:44,660 sprinkling Metamucil on your tits, 137 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:47,162 - that's absolutely fine. - Jesus Christ, Ned. 138 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:48,831 Right? No? Okay, I'm sorry. 139 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:50,416 - I gotta go. [scoffs]. - That was a mistake. 140 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:51,977 - [call disconnects] - Hello? Shoot. 141 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,714 Oh, Ann. Did Marv hear back about-- 142 00:05:56,715 --> 00:05:58,048 Oh! Don't-- Don't-- 143 00:05:58,049 --> 00:05:59,592 Don't "Did Marv hear back" me, Ned Sampson. 144 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,843 Did you see this? 145 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:02,720 - Why would Adam heart that? - Okay, 146 00:06:02,721 --> 00:06:05,306 this is a damaging rumor for Marv. 147 00:06:05,307 --> 00:06:06,807 Are you kidding? Mare's gorgeous. 148 00:06:06,808 --> 00:06:09,059 It makes him look great. It's damaging for Mare. 149 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,394 No, damaging for both. 150 00:06:10,395 --> 00:06:12,688 - I mean, more for her. - Ned. 151 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,273 You know what, the point is, 152 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,692 - we gotta stop the rumor. - All right, how do we do that? 153 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:18,485 You're gonna tell everyone about you and Mare. 154 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:19,486 - Or... - Or...? 155 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:20,613 Uh, you could tell people 156 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,614 about you and Marv. 157 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,157 What about me and Marv? 158 00:06:23,158 --> 00:06:27,137 Nothing, just the fact that you two are colleagues... 159 00:06:28,163 --> 00:06:29,139 and you're in l-- 160 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:32,416 laws. 161 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:33,834 Yeah, exactly. 162 00:06:33,835 --> 00:06:36,128 And you know what, the Glass Club called Marv back. 163 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,756 And he has an invitation today for lunch, he can bring a guest. 164 00:06:38,757 --> 00:06:40,424 - Oh, my God. Okay, fantastic. - Yeah. 165 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:41,467 What time do I have to be-- 166 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:42,718 He asked me. 167 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,094 - He asked you? Cool. - He asked me. 168 00:06:44,095 --> 00:06:45,638 [gasps] 169 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,599 Lunch. Okay, here's how this works. 170 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,769 We work through lunch, they pay. 171 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:54,438 Really? And I can get whatever I want? 172 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:57,399 You can get whatever you want from Morsel and Nosh. 173 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,277 The best sandwich shop in Ohio. 174 00:07:00,278 --> 00:07:02,112 You've got to try The Clifford. 175 00:07:02,113 --> 00:07:03,948 And if you don't try The Clifford, 176 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:09,453 you are officially the stupidest person I've ever met. 177 00:07:09,454 --> 00:07:11,121 And right now, it's unofficial. 178 00:07:11,122 --> 00:07:13,958 - Well, what's inside it? - Who gives a shit? 179 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:18,212 Just close your eyes, and you put it in your mouth. 180 00:07:18,213 --> 00:07:20,464 Mmm. Mmm. 181 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:25,302 When Todd likes his food, he makes these orgasm noises? 182 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:28,430 Mm...! 183 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:31,809 Mmmmm! 184 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,894 Mm... [clicks tongue] Mm... 185 00:07:33,895 --> 00:07:35,938 Uh, ugh... [clicks tongue] 186 00:07:35,939 --> 00:07:37,606 Ah... Oops. 187 00:07:37,607 --> 00:07:39,566 Like, I love a good sandwich, 188 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:41,986 but I don't know what I'm rooting for here. 189 00:07:41,987 --> 00:07:43,195 [moans] 190 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,780 [grunts] 191 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:48,158 This guy's not online at all. 192 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:53,831 I couldn't find any Ebenezers within 200 miles. 193 00:07:53,832 --> 00:07:56,834 And the house like a shoe is not even on Zillow. 194 00:07:56,835 --> 00:08:01,171 So now I use AI for this and I say, 195 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:07,344 "Find me an old rich man, spine like question mark, 196 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:09,638 skin loose enough for two men, 197 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,348 closet full of hats, 198 00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:14,309 favorite TV show, it was on the radio, 199 00:08:14,310 --> 00:08:16,854 born after 1925. 200 00:08:16,855 --> 00:08:19,940 And you have to put in 1925. 201 00:08:19,941 --> 00:08:23,277 I matched with a Cornelius Vanderbilt 202 00:08:23,278 --> 00:08:25,154 before I figured this out. 203 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:27,531 Esmeralda, I'm leaving your secret team 204 00:08:27,532 --> 00:08:29,033 to go work with the other secret team. 205 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:31,660 {\an8}We're goin' to spy on The Glass Club. 206 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:34,371 {\an8}It's across the street from my apartment. 207 00:08:34,372 --> 00:08:36,165 Okay. Have fun. 208 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,375 Ask about the unions, that's where murder happens. 209 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:40,085 - It's not the unions. - It's not the waiter. 210 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,712 Ann: The thing we were talking about before? 211 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:43,047 - Uh-huh. - Well, 212 00:08:43,048 --> 00:08:45,924 you're off the hook because I handled it. 213 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,677 - You did? - I told some people 214 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:51,722 that I had access to Mare's medical files 215 00:08:51,723 --> 00:08:53,849 and she can't be with Marv. 216 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:58,645 She can't be with anyone because of a war injury. 217 00:08:58,646 --> 00:09:02,083 She took a tank round between her legs. 218 00:09:03,401 --> 00:09:04,943 Ann, that's not true. 219 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,964 No, I know it's not true, but I told people. 220 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:10,824 And I was very detailed, 221 00:09:10,825 --> 00:09:13,243 so now everyone's gonna be nice to her, 222 00:09:13,244 --> 00:09:15,930 and you won't have any competition at all. 223 00:09:16,998 --> 00:09:21,919 Because downstairs, she's like an exploded cigar. 224 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,629 [laughs] 225 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,006 - That's a terrible idea. - It is? 226 00:09:26,007 --> 00:09:28,592 - I mean, it's monstrous. - Okay, fine. 227 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:29,843 Travis: And you, Ann, 228 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:31,804 - will be wearing this... - What is that? 229 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,014 ...which has a very good camera hidden inside. 230 00:09:34,015 --> 00:09:35,974 Check that out. I made it. 231 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,103 - Oh, that's pretty. - Yeah, it was my grandmother's. 232 00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:39,937 She passed away. 233 00:09:39,938 --> 00:09:41,355 And then I hollowed it out 234 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:44,650 with a skew chisel that was my grandfather's. 235 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,026 Oh, that's lovely. 236 00:09:46,027 --> 00:09:47,820 Barry: Single file, please. - [door opening] 237 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,196 [bell sounds] 238 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:50,256 Welcome aboard. 239 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:52,967 Okay. 240 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,827 Window's over there. 241 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,703 Glass Club's that way. 242 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,705 - The head is in the stern. - [door closes] 243 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:00,391 And you'll address me as captain. 244 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,877 Oscar: We all instinctively know 245 00:10:03,878 --> 00:10:05,337 not to talk about the fact 246 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,632 that Barry lives in Spongebob's apartment. 247 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:10,968 Parsins: This is just one of... - Okay, we've got audio. 248 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:12,261 Parsins: ...our watering holes. 249 00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:14,096 - And... - Speaking of watering holes, 250 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:15,806 - can we see the pool? Travis: ...we've got video. 251 00:10:15,807 --> 00:10:17,141 Absolutely. Are you a swimmer? 252 00:10:17,142 --> 00:10:18,559 I have a pretty good breast stroke. 253 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,102 I bet Mare knows all about that. 254 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:21,562 - Hey! Don't-- - Leave Mare alone. 255 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:22,938 - Yeah. - She's a goddamn hero. 256 00:10:22,939 --> 00:10:24,273 She's a superhero. 257 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:26,316 Ann: Ned, can you hear me? 258 00:10:26,317 --> 00:10:28,026 Uh, yes, I can, Ann. 259 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,821 I fixed that thing that we were talking about. 260 00:10:30,822 --> 00:10:32,447 No need to worry. 261 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,782 You did? 262 00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:36,928 [cell phones ding, buzz, and chime] 263 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,664 Holy shit, it's Joe Burrow. 264 00:10:40,665 --> 00:10:42,457 She's dating the Bengals quarterback. 265 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,293 That would explain her moving to Cincinnati. 266 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,961 Nah, you know, I don't know if it's adding up. 267 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,171 Ned: Yes, thank you. 268 00:10:47,172 --> 00:10:49,006 He threw 43 touchdowns last season. 269 00:10:49,007 --> 00:10:50,591 You think Mare's pulling that? 270 00:10:50,592 --> 00:10:52,009 I heard he dated a supermodel last. 271 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,468 I think it's totally believable 272 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,762 that Mare could be dating some dumb jock, okay? 273 00:10:55,763 --> 00:10:57,472 She is an award-winning journalist 274 00:10:57,473 --> 00:10:59,016 in peak physical form, okay? 275 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:00,201 It's not like he's... 276 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,187 Pel�. 277 00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:04,521 Marv: I agree with Ned. 278 00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,690 Mare could pull Burrow. 279 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:08,192 - [both scoff] - Okay. 280 00:11:08,193 --> 00:11:09,735 Detrick: Yeah, it's Marv. - It's Marv. 281 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:10,986 - [laughs] It's Marv. - Marv is, yeah... 282 00:11:10,987 --> 00:11:12,321 Ned: It's not Marv. It's not Marv. 283 00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:13,739 Detrick: Yeah. He's gonna lose his woman. 284 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,823 Travis: Nice, Marv. [laughs] 285 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:19,012 [Todd humming] 286 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,972 Where's The Clifford? 287 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:22,956 Should be in there. 288 00:11:22,957 --> 00:11:25,852 No. No, it's a [bleep] turkey club. 289 00:11:27,212 --> 00:11:31,173 You know what? I think I grabbed the wrong one. 290 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,942 I'm sorry-- You can have mine. 291 00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:36,386 You ate my Clifford? 292 00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:38,555 I told you to order The Clifford. 293 00:11:38,556 --> 00:11:40,974 - Why didn't you order it? - I don't like ham. 294 00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:42,768 - You just ate ham. - I thought it was turkey. 295 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:45,270 I thought it was the best, moistest turkey I ever had. 296 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,564 You just ate The Clifford. The Clifford is ham. 297 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:50,567 That means you don't hate ham, it means you love ham. 298 00:11:50,568 --> 00:11:53,695 You know, I would ask how you get away with being so stupid 299 00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:55,197 if I didn't already know. 300 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,741 - What does that mean? - Oh, you know what it means. 301 00:11:57,742 --> 00:11:58,909 Look, I'll get you another, okay? 302 00:11:58,910 --> 00:11:59,910 Yeah, right, great. 303 00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:01,411 That's just another two hours. 304 00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:03,330 Unless of course you'd like to sleep with the owner 305 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,498 and jump the line. 306 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,333 Is that something you would do? 307 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:10,921 I'll just have cigarettes for lunch-- again. 308 00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:12,774 I told her to order The Clifford. 309 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:18,136 - [cell phone dials out] Carl: Hello, Esmeralda. 310 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,472 Um, hi, thank you again for last night. 311 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:24,476 But, um, I don't know how to say this. 312 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,812 - I'm breaking up with you. - What? 313 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,982 I wanted to tell you before you left for the restaurant. 314 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,566 {\an8}I will not be there. 315 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,652 You know, I'm having, um... [clicks tongue] 316 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,280 ...another date at Glass Club. 317 00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:37,214 More exclusive. 318 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,991 - I hope you... - [call disconnects] 319 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,827 Esmeralda: I finally found my silver fox. 320 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,495 I had a phone call with him. 321 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,039 And now I'm not sure if it's a date 322 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,001 or an interview to be his night nurse. 323 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:52,129 - He has a Mercedes. - [whirring] 324 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:55,400 Sometimes, the storybooks do get it right. 325 00:12:56,467 --> 00:13:00,721 [stuttering] Esmeralda, I'll get your chair for you. 326 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,848 - You don't have to. 327 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,766 [sighs] Well, I want to. [gasps] 328 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,369 - Thank you. - [air hisses] 329 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:10,480 - Oh, my God. Esmeralda: Marv! 330 00:13:10,481 --> 00:13:11,541 Hey, Marvie! 331 00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:14,127 - [Ann sighs] - Oh, lord. 332 00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:16,337 How did she get in here? 333 00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:19,072 Nicole: So yeah, that's it. 334 00:13:19,073 --> 00:13:20,782 I felt like I needed to alert you 335 00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,117 for the good of the company. 336 00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:24,453 - I mean, I have to say... - Uh-huh. 337 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:27,914 ...no one ever really complains about Lisa. 338 00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:30,083 Or anyone from HR, for that matter. 339 00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,419 I mean, I'm not saying that I hope there's 340 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,837 - a change in personnel... - Oh-ah...! 341 00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:34,880 - Yoo-hoo! Ken: Hello. 342 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,048 - [Nicole sighs] - Hello. 343 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,009 - [laughs] - HR to the rescue. 344 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:41,219 - I got your text, what's up? - You texted her? 345 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,680 It felt like a bit of an HR matter. 346 00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,265 Oh, no, what's wrong? My girl. 347 00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:46,975 Ken: HR on HR. - My girlie. 348 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,643 Ken: Nicole has issues 349 00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:52,856 with how one of her complaints was handled by you, madam. 350 00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,066 - Okay. Ken: Okay. 351 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,067 - Okay. - Okay. 352 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,651 But I actually don't think 353 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:57,778 we need to get into it. 354 00:13:57,779 --> 00:13:59,154 I don't wanna rehash it 355 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:00,822 so I'm just gonna let you two figure that out. 356 00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:02,866 You sit yourself down, poppet. 357 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,077 It can be a little awkward 358 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,371 when the person you're tattling on 359 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:09,331 is also handling the complaints, 360 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:12,209 but we have a list here and let's rattle through them. 361 00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,628 Shall we start with inappropriate flirting? 362 00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:18,673 Sure. Uh, can you describe the flirting? 363 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:19,716 Ken: Mm-hmm. 364 00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:20,926 Mm... 365 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,677 No, thanks. I don't want to. 366 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,721 Well, was it with sexual intent? 367 00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:25,889 I would assume so, yeah. 368 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,391 But you can't know for sure, right? 369 00:14:27,392 --> 00:14:29,393 Because there's a lot of innocent workplace flirting. 370 00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:30,936 Like Ken and I do it all the time. 371 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,145 - Not all the time. - [H.R. Lisa laughs] 372 00:14:32,146 --> 00:14:35,190 Only on Tickle Tuesday. [laughs] 373 00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,691 And it's fun and it's sexy, 374 00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:38,527 - but it's not sexual. - We know where the line is. 375 00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,070 We get bloody close to it sometimes... 376 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,363 H.R. Lisa: Hm. - ...but we never cross it. 377 00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:43,698 That sounds incredibly inappropriate. 378 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,659 It's a gray area, thank God. 379 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:46,952 [H.R. Lisa chuckles] 380 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,721 You're gonna have to do better than that. 381 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,350 [cell phones ding, buzz, and chime] 382 00:14:56,003 --> 00:14:57,605 [cell phone buzzes] 383 00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:02,884 Mare: Well, the rumor has hit Cincinnati. 384 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,970 Ned: Which one? - Which one? 385 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,323 The old man? The quarterback? 386 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,493 - Or the war injury? - What? 387 00:15:11,686 --> 00:15:12,894 Well, which quarterback? 388 00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:14,312 I don't know, does it matter? 389 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,815 He threw 43 touchdowns last season? 390 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,567 Oh, Joe Burrow. 391 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,735 - Why'd you say it like that? Detrick: Ned, it's showtime. 392 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:23,655 - Uh-- I-- Okay, I gotta go. - Wait, Ned-- 393 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,216 [dial tone] 394 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,953 I asked them to give you my wife's favorite table. 395 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,204 Ann: Oh, your wife. 396 00:15:31,205 --> 00:15:32,706 How do you sneak her in? [laughs] 397 00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:35,643 Sneak? She's a member. On the family plan. 398 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,295 Is-- Is that something new? 399 00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:42,090 Uh, yes, uh... 2004? 400 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,568 Okay. I'll be back. 401 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:49,532 I guess just some wives aren't welcome. 402 00:15:52,727 --> 00:15:55,020 Marv, there's a waiter by the bar. 403 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:58,064 He looks like he could be Jerry Seinfeld's older brother. 404 00:15:58,065 --> 00:15:59,608 Roger that. 405 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:01,568 Travis: He doesn't look like a Seinfeld. 406 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,320 He looks like an old, skinny Gru. 407 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:04,821 Detrick: Wow, I see it. Ned: Guys, shush! 408 00:16:04,822 --> 00:16:06,615 How are you? Marv. 409 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,825 There was a waiter, Desmond Sandoval. 410 00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:11,203 - Um, Dustin would like some... Ned: Move! Move! 411 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,370 - [Detrick sighs] Oscar: What is she... 412 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,705 Why can't we hear anything? 413 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,415 Well, I think her body's blocking our signal. 414 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,959 Dustin would like to have some French fries. 415 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,461 Bede: Check his blood pressure twice a day. 416 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:20,879 Damnit. I'm gonna call her. Hang on. 417 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,797 Esmeralda: Come on, Bede, you look like a man 418 00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,758 - that knows how important it is - [cell phone ringing, buzzing] 419 00:16:24,759 --> 00:16:28,512 to eat red meat. Sorry, [laughs] just a second. 420 00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:30,263 - Oh, my God. - [silences phone] 421 00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:31,640 - How dare she. - There are new guidelines. 422 00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:33,058 Bede: Thanks for talking to me. - Wait. 423 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,185 - Up is down. - Hey, hey, Marv? 424 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,229 Uh, we missed all that. What happened? 425 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,397 The waiters pool their tips. 426 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,317 They all miss Desmond Sandoval. 427 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,402 He lifted the tide for everyone. 428 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:45,904 I told you it was the union. 429 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,280 Ned: Okay, all right. That's all right. 430 00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:48,573 That's one theory eliminated. 431 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,075 So now we can focus on the unions. 432 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,994 He also said they don't want a union. 433 00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:55,080 They voted on it a couple months ago. 434 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,082 It was unanimously rejected. 435 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,750 They don't like paying dues. 436 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,544 No, that doesn't make any sense. 437 00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:03,046 Maybe he's, um, covering for someone? 438 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,756 - Or-- Travis: Parsins is coming back. 439 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,216 Oh, man. 440 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,218 So, we ever gonna convince you to join? 441 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,678 Convince me? 442 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,846 Oh, I've begged your brother to get you to apply. 443 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,766 We like having friends in influential places. 444 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,394 This is our, uh, new Head of Membership. 445 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,271 He'll waive your fees for the first year, 446 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,565 if that's any inducement. 447 00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:24,109 Luke never brought me up? 448 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,860 Nope. 449 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,821 Ned: Marv, Marv, Marv, ask him about the wind conditions. 450 00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:30,198 - On the rooftop on the day of-- - It's over, Ned. 451 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:32,659 No, no, no, don't... 452 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:33,678 [line disconnects] 453 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,499 Travis: Oof... That's gotta hurt. 454 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:43,169 Poor guy. Well, at least you still have Mare, man. 455 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,313 [Ned sighs] 456 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,357 Ned: Thanks, Travis. 457 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,153 I was talking to Marv. 458 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:53,155 Mm-hmm. 459 00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:55,223 Yeah, me too. 460 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,392 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yep. Mm-hmm. 461 00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:59,644 Are you the boss dating Mare? 462 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,314 - No. No, no, no. No, no, no-- Oscar: Because-- 463 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,732 Travis: Really? - Mm-hmm. 464 00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:06,109 Because that makes it sound like you are. 465 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:07,485 Not to my ear, no. I don't-- 466 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,321 No, I don't think so. I would know. 467 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,822 Yeah, I think that was a direct verification. 468 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,240 Oscar: Mm-hmm. Travis: Yeah, you taught us 469 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,450 - about that. Detrick: Right. 470 00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:14,951 I did. Thank you for remembering. 471 00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:15,994 It's important. 472 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,329 - So, you are dating her? Ned: No. 473 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,913 - You just-- - You've got it all wrong. 474 00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:21,166 - I'm not. No. You said that. Detrick: You're turning red. 475 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,500 - Someone else said that. - Yeah. 476 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,687 All right, fine. I'm going out with Mare. 477 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,507 All right, guys, I got a bag of Cliffords 478 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,343 - if anybody wants some. - Ooh, okay, 479 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,446 - Melania comes through. - Mm-mmm. 480 00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:35,555 Look, hi, 481 00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:38,850 you've obviously all heard a rumor about me today. 482 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,936 About me dating my old boss, right? 483 00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:44,397 So I'm just gonna make it clear. 484 00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:48,777 I am not sleeping with Marv. I'm not. 485 00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:52,256 Yeah? What about you and Ned? 486 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,491 What about us? 487 00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,785 New rumor came in about half an hour ago. 488 00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:57,952 You and Ned. 489 00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,913 And they're saying that Ned said it. 490 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:03,166 What? Why would Ned spread rumors like that? 491 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,752 - That doesn't-- - Maybe to shut down the Marv rumor? 492 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,089 Yeah. Exactly, though, that's another rumor, guys. 493 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,359 Yeah, but is a true rumor? 494 00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:13,778 No. 495 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,864 There's no truth. To any of it. 496 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:21,476 Okay? Oh, by the way, I heard another rumor. 497 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:23,687 Ned's balls were clipped off in a frisbee accident. 498 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:26,606 There's another stupid story coming out of Toledo. 499 00:19:26,607 --> 00:19:29,150 - Something for your NS board. Todd [laughs]: Okay, okay. 500 00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:31,653 Now listen, is there really a sandwich in there? 501 00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,780 Because if I have one more cigarette lunch, 502 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,157 I'm gonna lose it on your desk and chair. 503 00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:37,909 And a little bit in your purse. 504 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,053 Yeah, yeah, calm down. 505 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,558 [sniffs] Mmm! [moans] 506 00:19:45,543 --> 00:19:47,711 - [sighs] - [Todd hums] 507 00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:50,714 - [Todd grunts] - [sighs] 508 00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:53,883 ...the craziest rumors have been going around. 509 00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:54,751 Yeah? 510 00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:56,803 You're not interested in any of the women 511 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,365 at the... at the office, are you? 512 00:20:02,143 --> 00:20:03,077 No one new. 513 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:06,539 Not for 30 years. 514 00:20:07,565 --> 00:20:10,668 - Boy, it's some view, huh? - Hm. 515 00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:12,652 [Ann sighs] 516 00:20:12,653 --> 00:20:14,487 - My darling. - Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:14,488 --> 00:20:15,905 Tell me, tell me. 518 00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:19,993 How old were your parents when they died? 519 00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:23,872 Ninety-eight and nine... ninety-nine. 520 00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,749 Well, this is a bit difficult for me 521 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,917 because I've been only with men for love... 522 00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:30,336 - [Dustin groans] - ...never for money before. 523 00:20:30,337 --> 00:20:33,339 So I'm on a learning curve. 524 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:36,342 Dustin, you know that I could come 525 00:20:36,343 --> 00:20:40,614 to lay out by your pool in a bikini. 526 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,183 Would you appreciate that? 527 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:47,580 Not on a physical therapy day. Call the house. 528 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,482 Esmeralda: Here, I snuck this for you. 529 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,276 - They're cold. - Shh! 530 00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:54,652 Carl: Well, well, well, 531 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:57,363 if it isn't Esmeralda and her new boy toy. 532 00:20:57,364 --> 00:20:58,698 So, this is the guy-- 533 00:20:58,699 --> 00:20:59,949 this is the guy that you're leaving me for? 534 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,743 Dustin: Oh, no... - Please, stop it. 535 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:04,204 I'll stop it when this son of a bitch is six feet under. 536 00:21:04,205 --> 00:21:05,914 - [metal clangs] - Oh, man. 537 00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,499 - Why did this happen? Bede: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 538 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,042 - Are you all right? - I'm not sure. 539 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,669 Carl: I'm a loser [sighs, groans] 540 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,630 I think I'm good, thank you. 541 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:17,133 Okay. We will see you back at the office, boss. 542 00:21:17,134 --> 00:21:19,135 - Mm-hmm. - Later, guys. 543 00:21:19,136 --> 00:21:20,154 [door opens] 544 00:21:21,472 --> 00:21:22,615 [door closes] 545 00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:25,159 Hey, Detrick. 546 00:21:26,477 --> 00:21:28,102 Does Marv look taller to you? 547 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,104 [Detrick clears throat] 548 00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:32,023 Yeah, he does look taller. 549 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,692 I mean, he can't still be growing, right? 550 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,486 Yeah, Ann looks taller too. 551 00:21:36,487 --> 00:21:38,756 Does that look to code to you? 552 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:40,865 The railing. 553 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,468 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 554 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,245 [cell phone dialing out] 555 00:21:45,246 --> 00:21:46,180 Come on, Marv. 556 00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:48,581 Ned, let's forget this. 557 00:21:48,582 --> 00:21:50,041 Ned: Hey, Marv, I want you to stand 558 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,918 right up against the railing, please. 559 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,170 - What? - Stand up against the railing 560 00:21:54,171 --> 00:21:55,755 and press your thigh into it. 561 00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:57,841 He wants me to press my thigh into the railing. 562 00:21:57,842 --> 00:21:59,259 Ned is getting weirder. 563 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,928 And I want you to make a mark on your pants 564 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,805 at the railing's highest point, okay? 565 00:22:03,806 --> 00:22:06,683 Use whatever you can find. Use butter, ketchup, whatever. 566 00:22:06,684 --> 00:22:08,309 He wants me to put food on my pants. 567 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,019 Ann: Is he breathing hard? You know what, 568 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,896 - Just hang up, Marv. Ned: No, no, Marv, Marv. 569 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:15,066 I just need an exact measurement of the railing height, okay? 570 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,651 It doesn't look to code. 571 00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,152 Remember Detrick's story about all the bribery 572 00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:20,280 of the code inspectors? I think I know what happened. 573 00:22:20,281 --> 00:22:22,115 I think it's connected. Please. 574 00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:23,884 Please, just do it. Marv. 575 00:22:24,994 --> 00:22:26,452 Damn it. 576 00:22:26,453 --> 00:22:29,622 Wait, hold on. Oh, that's it, Marv. 577 00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:31,207 - Oh, he's doing it. Ned: That's it. 578 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,126 - Put your finger in. Slip it in. Detrick: Yeah. Get it wet. 579 00:22:33,127 --> 00:22:34,627 - Get it wet. Ned: He put his finger in. 580 00:22:34,628 --> 00:22:36,087 Detrick: Oh, that's nice. Ned: Beautiful. 581 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,630 - Yes, yes, yes. Detrick: That's it, Marv. 582 00:22:37,631 --> 00:22:39,215 - That's the way. Ned: He has to rub it all over. 583 00:22:39,216 --> 00:22:40,967 - Smear it all over the place. Detrick: Rub it in, Marv. 584 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,136 - That's it, baby. - Beautiful, he's doing it. 585 00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:44,804 - Nobody's looking at you. Ned: Now press into it. 586 00:22:44,805 --> 00:22:45,889 Just like that, yes. 587 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,891 Detrick: Yes! - Yes! Yes! 588 00:22:47,892 --> 00:22:50,435 Ned: Come on. Both: Mm... 589 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:52,478 Yeah! [sighs] 590 00:22:52,479 --> 00:22:53,688 I'm gonna get 'em and bring 'em back 591 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,648 - so we can measure his mustard. - Yeah. 592 00:22:55,649 --> 00:22:57,543 [cell phone buzzing] 593 00:22:59,486 --> 00:23:00,713 [groans] 594 00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:03,948 Hey. Now's really not a good time. 595 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,159 Hey. Hey. We got it. We did it. 596 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,119 I figured out what happened at the Glass Club. 597 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,264 Did you tell people that we're dating? 598 00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:12,999 Oh. 599 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,585 Wow, okay. All right, that got there quick. 600 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,920 Jesus Christ, Ned. 601 00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:19,631 Um... Okay, that wasn't supposed to happen. 602 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,674 [sighs] Um... 603 00:23:21,675 --> 00:23:24,010 Yeah, so that was a mistake, okay? 604 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:26,930 That just sorta blurted out? And it made sense in context. 605 00:23:26,931 --> 00:23:29,390 I think that you'd have said the same had you been here. 606 00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:31,851 Well, I was here, and I just blurted out the opposite. 607 00:23:31,852 --> 00:23:33,686 I mean, I basically had to swear on a Bible 608 00:23:33,687 --> 00:23:35,605 that we're not together. 609 00:23:35,606 --> 00:23:36,814 All right, well, 610 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:37,982 I mean, the good news is that 611 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,568 you don't have to lie anymore. 612 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:43,964 Okay? I mean, we can finally tell the truth. 613 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,091 Yeah, I... 614 00:23:47,618 --> 00:23:48,761 I think I'm good. 615 00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:51,555 You're good? 616 00:23:52,706 --> 00:23:54,707 Even though it's not accurate? 617 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,269 I'm not actually sure that it's not accurate. 618 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,296 What? No. 619 00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:01,506 I don't know, I'm sorry. 620 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:02,924 - I have to go. I have to go. - No. 621 00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:04,842 We'll, just-- We'll talk about it later, okay? 622 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,010 - No, no, no. - I'll call-- 623 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,696 We'll talk about it later. 624 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,566 Barry: I cooked us a little something. 625 00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:23,253 Seafood platter. Freshly caught. 626 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,757 [wheel creaks] 627 00:24:34,289 --> 00:24:37,267 [upbeat theme playing] 628 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,420 {\an8}I know our meeting got a little off the rails, 629 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:42,088 {\an8}but I do have an important follow-up question 630 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:43,756 {\an8}- for you for your file. - Okay. 631 00:24:43,757 --> 00:24:45,508 {\an8}Now, have you ever been prescribed 632 00:24:45,509 --> 00:24:47,176 {\an8}any antipsychotic drugs, 633 00:24:47,177 --> 00:24:49,345 {\an8}or have you ever been given a diagnosis 634 00:24:49,346 --> 00:24:50,990 {\an8}of any type of psychosis? 635 00:24:51,682 --> 00:24:52,765 {\an8}No. 636 00:24:52,766 --> 00:24:54,243 {\an8}Bloody evenly matched. 637 00:24:55,269 --> 00:24:57,121 {\an8}Viking versus samurai. 638 00:24:58,772 --> 00:25:00,106 {\an8}Which is just an analogy, 639 00:25:00,107 --> 00:25:02,734 {\an8}and in my analogy, Nicole is the Viking. 640 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,236 {\an8}So, um, you should be bloody ashamed 641 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,946 {\an8}if you were thinking what I think you were thinking. 642 00:25:06,947 --> 00:25:09,907 {\an8}Lisa's the samurai. All that stuff in her hair. 643 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:13,828 {\an8}Like a sumo wrestler. Well, wrong shape. 644 00:25:13,829 --> 00:25:16,140 {\an8}Well, right shape. But not for sumo. 645 00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:19,792 {\an8}What're you writing? [scoffs] 646 00:25:19,793 --> 00:25:21,145 {\an8}Is this a bit? 647 00:25:22,296 --> 00:25:24,756 {\an8}A bit? In what way? Are you asking us 648 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,693 {\an8}if we are currently in reality or not? 649 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:32,293 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0